Versuri Riot Van

 

 
Up rolled the riot van 
And sparked excitement in the boys 
But the policemen look annoyed 
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid 
 
They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats 
They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh  
 
"Please just stop talking 
Because they won't find us if you do 
Oh those silly boys in blue 
Well they won't catch me and you" 
 
"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me" 
"I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me" 
 
Up rolled the riot van 
And these lads just wind the coppers up 
Ask why they don't catch proper crooks  
Get their address and their name's took 
But they couldn't care less 
 
He got thrown in the riot van  
And all the coppers kicked him in 
And there was no way he could win 
Just had to take it on the chin