Versuri Dr. Greenthumb

 
[a short skit opens the beginning of the song] 
Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb 
Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed 
and just can't find some anywhere? 
Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips 
I'll show you how to grow inside and out 
From seed to clone, and the best homegrown 
And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky 
No worries, we'll fix them too 
with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens 
to block the nosy pig's vision 
Don't believe me? 
Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders 
how well it works 
 
Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid 
And ahm a farmer and I've been growin 
mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh 
uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen 
I don't hafta point my shotgun 
at them pesky porkers no more 
Thanks Dr. Green, you're tha shit 
 
Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it 
Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time 
[lighter flicks] Dial 1-800-713-GROW 
[inhaling noise] That's 1-800 (cough cough) (inhale) 
[lighter flicks] 713 (cough cough) 
G (inhale) R (inhale) O-W 
 
"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!" 
 
[B-Real] 
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from 
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields 
The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels 
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect 
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!) 
HPS, God Bless the whole crop 
Please God, don't let me see no cops 
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway 
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way 
or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit 
Can't be growin without no permit 
but fuck that, I study the 215 trip 
That way when they come they can suck my dick 
Weed can't grow without attention 
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
 
[Chorus:] 
 
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! 
[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from 
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
[SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! 
[B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from 
[SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time! 
 
[B-Real] 
People can't live without the herb man 
If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin 
but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow 
in the backyard or inside with hydro 
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream 
Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen 
Cycles of weed are constantly grown 
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves 
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good 
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood 
Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone 
but never ever ever gotta worry from my home 
What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!) 
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more 
Please don't follow me into the sun 
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 
 
[Chorus 1/2] 
 
[B-Real] 
Out from the lab, no need for rehab 
If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!) 
In my closet the weed is dried out 
Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out 
I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop 
Get knocked up and they close up my shop 
That's why I buy no weed from no one 
That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb 
The scientifical, mystical one 
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun 
Come one come all and see how it's done 
If you see the pigs there's no need to run 
Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb 
But you never know what be the outcome 
You see the photo in the album 
The weed is growin like my erection 
Look I never told you where I was from 
Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb 
 
[Chorus] 
 
Dr. Greenthumb 
Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to 
Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2 
Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed 
Doctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor