Versuri Not a Christmas Song

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Oh, the snow falls down
And  the  night is freezing cold
I just put on my hat
'Cause my hair looks old 
Oh I need some help
To make it somehow through the snow ... ho, ho, ho

Got no cell on my phone
And I need for some fire
Just to warm up ma hands
While I'm changing that
God damned flat tire 
Where's my old friend jack ... oh hello!

He knows every time
How to solve twisted problem
But if it gets worse 
You may ask for "a double"

But always with rocks
And he stops ...
All the troubles you've got yourself in

I'm singing and dancing
I am moving along
I'm swinging and stumble
While I'm babbling this song
Oh I need for someone to hold on the road
While I'm singing and dancing and shaking' and ho ho 

I'm singing and dancing
I am moving along
I'm swinging and drifting
Giggling on my own
I'm confessing to you people and don't get me wrong
'Cause this is not what you think at all
This is not a Christmas song no no no

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Oh, I wrote on a paper
A bunch of my wishes
And I post it to Santa
Maybe he will fulfill this
Big dream of mine to be charming and rich...so
He answered ho ho ...

Oh I asked for some chips
Just to prove that I'm lucky
And some round tanned hips
Could make me very happy but ...Santa said that
Oh it's freezing outside we'd better have a Jack

Cause he knows every tips
Just to keep you out of trouble
But when your faking smart
Then it's time for "a double"

But always with rocks
And he'll stops...
All the troubles you've got yourself in
 
I'm singing and dancing
I am moving along ... the road
I'm swinging and stumble
While I'm babbling this song
Oh I need for someone to hold on the road
While I'm singing and dancing and shaking and ho ho 

I'm singing and dancing
I am moving along ... the road
Swinging and drifting
Giggling on my own
I'm confessing to you brother and don't get me wrong
'Cause this is not what you think at all
This is me on a Christmas song no no no 

Singing and dancing
Moving along...the road
Swinging and stumble
Giggling on my own
Oh please Mr. Santa do not shake the road
I wanna play ma' sad Christmas song

Singing ... dancing
Moving along ... the road
Swinging with Santa
All night long
My brother there's nothing wrong
Cause this ain't a Christmas song ho ho ho