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Eminem - Role Model

Piesa Eminem Role Model face parte de pe albumul The Slim Shady LP , lansat in anul 1999 la casa de discuri Interscope Records .

Versuri Eminem - Role Model

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself 
You can try this at home 
You can be just like me 
Mic check one two, we recordin'? 
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this 
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus 
I strangled you to death then I choked you again 
Then break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin 
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally 
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally 
I get you blunted off of funny home grown 
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono 
Ohh no, so if I said I never did drugs 
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does 
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert 
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet 
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge 
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads 
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin' lez 
Follow me and do exactly what the song says 
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink 
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal 
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal 
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill 
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill 
'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill 
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist 
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist 
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave 
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave 
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? 
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? 
Now follow me and do exactly what you see 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. 
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole 
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold 
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold 
Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco 
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk 
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt 
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer 
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer 
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue 
Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch 
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on 
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn 
I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits 
A premature birth that was four minutes late 
Mother are you there? I love you 
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel 
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed 
A main vein' with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? 
I take a breather and sighed, either I'm high, or I'm nuts 
'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I 
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass 
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her 
'Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with 
I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it 
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I've been with 10 women who got HIV 
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree 
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me

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