Versuri 09. The Forest

I see buds that are green, red roses too 
I see the blunts, for me and you 
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world 
 
It's the illest little story for all the girls and boys 
Wonderland you should see it, chyo 
Animated actors that become ya toys 
Once you see it, don't believe, chyo 
 
Aiyo, my wiz play the flute, I stroll through the forest like 
Peace, pussies, trees, hello, how was your day? 
Have you seen the prince? 
 
Haven't seen him since 
He pushed Humpty Da-Dumpty fell off the fence 
The Smurfs fell out laughin', Heckle toe Jeckle at min 
They took my medicade card, he's a good friend 
 
Bugs still sniffin', Daffy Duck snitchin' 
And heard that crazy Bird took the stand on the Simpson's 
Bet you "My golly, oh glory" with a story to tell 
Droopy got knocked, now he Muslim in jail 
 
His name is Abdul, colorful, Snow White tattoo 
She used to send him mad flicks in Cash Rule 
And the cat too, old girl who's clackin' her shoes 
And that wicked witch broke her broom, clappin' at school 
 
It happens every night, I seen it, shoot outs in Jelly stone Park 
Kermit had the whip, he did from the Narks 
They bagged Woody, Shaggy shot dead in his hoodie 
Tweety did the Bird, "I thaw, I thought I thaw a putty" 
 
Ghost, please you don't even want to know 
Droopy Long wrote a song, like to hear it, here it go 
Ricochet Rabbit had a habit, he was savage 
Bruto slapped, Magoto slapped out his glasses backwards 
 
Magelity used to come to class wit rachets 
He was known in the hood, plus good for his classics 
Slashes, blast four-fifths, diamond cut, hollow point tips 
Big Boy bustin' out his corduroy fix 
Eleven, way beyond is little boy fit 
 
Magoo, he gon' catch him at the teachers' conference 
So later that week durin' open school night 
Everybody there, saw open school fight 
Blows is big, Olive Oil was pissed 
The wolf was too, they murdered one of the pigs 
 
He said, "What great big heat you have" 
He replied, "Fuck my gun I'll eat you fast" 
He said, "What great big teeth you have" 
"Mothafu you better look at all the beef you have" 
 
It's the illest little story for all the girls and boys 
Wonderland you should see it, chyo 
Animated actors that become ya toys 
Once you see it, don't believe, chyo 
 
After that though, Jerry, Tom's the cat, Ruther Rats 
Riff rat, courageous cat, Jossie and the Pussycats 
Porky Pig ripped shag, Elmer Fudd's double snub cartoon gat 
Had sat in the back of the Hat, the hippos had O's 
Wilma had fucked Johnny Bravo 
 
Richie had his shit snatched then yapped at a live show 
That bitch dollar boated yo, Astro screamed on Dino 
That's what he gets for ass-betting Snoopy C-low 
Goofy had kilos, big hole in his nose, wind blows 
 
Heard he was Moe, and showed how he rolled 
Peter Pan's the man, he heard Grammy was blood-ed 
She shot Ms. Piggy, she's superior on her set 
Pippy Long Stocking had it poppin' 
 
Her and Barney had an army out in pink house 
The shit was rockin', guess who got rich and bounced? 
Scrooge McDuck, he had an ounce 
Ain't no money out in Candy Land, we out