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Haylie Duff - Babysitting Is A Bum Deal

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(feat. Stewie) 
 
[Singers:] 
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,  
the baby is something of a snob, 
 
[Stewie:] 
Oh, go fuck yourselves 
 
[Singers:] 
So listen very closely, and you'll find 
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds 
 
[Haylie:] 
Aren't you a cute little boy 
 
[Haylie's Thoughts:] 
look at that melon shaped head 
 
[Stewie:] 
Having you here is a joy 
 
[Stewie's Thoughts:] 
and in an hour you'll be dead 
 
[Haylie:] 
Sit on my knee 
 
[Haylie's Thoughts:] 
please don't go poo 
 
[Stewie:] 
Nice place to be 
 
[Stewie's Thoughts:] 
This one's for you 
 
[Both:] 
Babysitting is a bum deal 
 
[Haylie:] 
Why don't we watch Will & Grace 
 
[Thought:] 
Jesus, do I need a smoke 
 
[Stewie:] 
Jack puts a smile on my face 
 
[Thought:] 
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke 
 
[Haylie:] 
I like your house 
 
[Thought:] 
the ceiling has cracks 
 
[Stewie:] 
I like your blouse 
 
[Thought:] 
Miss TJ Maxx 
 
[Both:] 
Babysitting is a bum deal 
 
[Singers:] 
So they sat as time went by 
 
[Haylie:] 
slowly as time could go 
 
[Singers:] 
the baby blarred, and softly cursed 
 
[Stewie:] 
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,  
and her hair made her look like a hoe 
 
[Haylie:] 
Time for your bottle my sweet 
 
[Thought:] 
This little brat smells like piss 
 
[Stewie:] 
alway's a succulent treat 
 
[Thought:] 
while I suck that, you suck this 
 
[Haylie:] 
Aren't you a sight 
 
[Thought:] 
look at him drool 
 
[Stewie:] 
you're a delight 
 
[Thought:] 
Damn you, you fool 
 
[Both:] 
Babysitting is a bum deal 
 
[Singers:] 
The diaper change was quite a job 
 
[Haylie:] 
the grossest I've ever seen 
 
[Singers:] 
The baby smiled and took a breath 
 
[Stewie:] 
and I grunted and pooped out a poop, 
that looked something like Matthew Modine 
 
[Haylie:] 
someday you might meet a girl 
 
[Thought:] 
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand 
 
[Stewie:] 
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl 
 
[Thought:] 
darling, i'd rather fuck sand 
 
[Haylie:] 
Have a good night 
 
[Thought:] 
you little creep 
 
[Stewie:] 
Have a good night 
 
[Thought:] 
Die in your sleep 
 
[Both:] 
Babysitting is a bum deal 
Babysitting is a bum deal 
  
[Thanks to Damein (realorfack_@yahoo.com) for these lyrics] 

 
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