Versuri 11. The New Workout Plan

You just popped in the Kanye West 
"Get Right for the Summer" workout tape 
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly 
You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player 
Man, at least a dude wit' a car 
So first of all we gon' work on the stomach 
Nobody wants a little tight ass! 
 
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit-ups right and 
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this 
Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave 
 
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed 
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed 
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited 
Tell me who's invited, you, your friends and my dick 
 
What's scary to me, Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me 
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name 
Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came 
I came, I came 
 
It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me 
She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about 
Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out 
Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out now 
Maybe we can work it out 
 
Ooh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette 
My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said get it wet 
Ooh, girl your breath is harsh, cover your mouth up like you got SARS 
 
Off them tracks yeah I bought them cars still kill a nigga on 16 bars 
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat 
Maybe one day girl we can bone so you can brag to all your homies now 
 
But I still mess with a big girl, though you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl 
1 and you brought 2 friends, okay 3 more, now hop in the Benz 
4 door, do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8? 
 
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates 
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating 
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas 
 
It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me 
She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about 
Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out 
Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out now 
 
Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan 
  (Maybe we could work it out) 
I was able to pull a NBA player 
And like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive 
I just want to say thank you Kanye, woo, woo, woo! 
 
My name is Lasandra and I just want to say 
That since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape 
I was able to get my phone bill paid 
I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier 
And I was able to get a free trip to Cancun 
And what's most importantly 
Is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray Ray's broke ass no mo' 
 
Work it mo', juke it mo' 
Pump it mo, Chi-town mo' 
Let's go mo' 
 
My name is Alamae from Mobile, Alabama 
And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape 
I been able to date outside the family 
I got a double wide and I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane 
Rode a plane, rode a plane 
 
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends 
See I pulled me a baller man and I ain't gotta work at the mall again 
 
Lemme break ya off a piece of my favorite workout plan 
I wanna see you work out, ooh 
  (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit) 
 
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk 
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve 
It's Kanye's workout plan 
I said it's Kanye's workout plan 
 
Ladies and gentlemen 
  (It's Kanye's workout plan) 
Allow myself to introduce myself 
  (His workout plan) 
This time around I want y'all to clap with me, like this 
 
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk 
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve 
  (And stop!) 
It's Kanye's workout plan 
  (Okay please) 
I said it's Kanye's workout plan 
(I know y'all ain't tired) 
 
It's Kanye's workout plan 
  (But I hope not) 
His workout plan 
  ('Cause on this one I need y'all to give me a soul clap okay?) 
(Double time!) 
 
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk 
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve 
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk 
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve 
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk 
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve 
 
Okay, okay, okay, that's very good 
I appreciate ya time 
 
I want to see you work out for me 
Whoa, yeah