Versuri Nan You're A Window Shopper

The bottom feels so much better than the top! 
So much better! 
 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Taking a look but you never buy 
Nan you're a window shopper 
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Mad as fuck, only just alive 
 
You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky 
You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see 
It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty 
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me 
 
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label 
You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April 
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals 
You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like strepsils 
 
You're headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash 
Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin' 
You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were 
Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen 
 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Taking a look but you never buy 
Nan you're a window shopper 
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Mad as fuck, only just alive 
 
Walking down the post office to pick up your pension 
And then you're off to bingo, it's become an obsession 
So wary of the kids when they're wearing their hoods up 
And even if they smile at you you think it's a stick up 
 
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons 
You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons 
You're always at the doctor picking up you prescription 
And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction 
 
You've got a leak in your colostomy bag 
Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in 
On the weekend you're shopping with your trolley 
It's sad how you're rollin', rollin', rollin' 
 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Taking a look but you never buy 
Nan you're a window shopper 
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive 
Nan you're a window shopper 
Mad as fuck, only just alive