Versuri Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter 
His smell smelled like no other 
He was born scentless and senseless 
He was born a scentless apprentice 
Go away - get away, get away, get away 
Every wet nurse refused to feed him 
Electrolytes smell like semen 
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets 
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers 
I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms 
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume 
You can't fire me because I quit 
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit