Versuri 16. Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago 
Before the wind before the snow 
Lived a man, lived a man I know 
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho 
 
Sir Psycho sexy that is me 
Sometimes I find I need to scream 
 
He's a freak of nature 
But we love him so 
He's a freak of nature 
But we let him go 
 
Deep inside the Garden of Eden 
Standing there with my heart on bleedin' 
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 
Good God no that would be treason 
Believe me Eve she gave me the reason 
Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin 
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever 
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver 
I won't and I don't hang up untill I please her 
Makin' her feel like an over achiever 
I take it away for a minute just to tease her 
Then I give it back a little bit deeper 
 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea 
 
He's a freak of nature 
But we love him so 
He's a freak of nature 
But we let him go 
 
I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile 
She said get out and spread your legs 
And then she tried to cop a feel 
That cop she was all dressed in blue 
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you 
She stuck my butt with her big black stick 
I said "What's up?" now suck my dick 
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb 
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand 
On her crotch so very warm 
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform 
Proppin' her up on the black and white 
Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight" 
I swated her like no swat team can 
Turned a cherry pie right into jam 
 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that you met one time 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that leaves you blind 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man 
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea 
 
Hello young woman that I love 
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of 
Hold me naked if you will 
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill 
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you 
I love you 
 
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down 
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down 
 
Descending waves of graceful pleasure 
For your love there is no measure 
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor 
 
Now I lay me down to sleep 
I pray the funk will make me freak 
If I should die before I waked 
Allow me Lord to rock out naked 
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip 
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip 
Lickety split go snap "snap" 
Girl gettin' off all in my lap 
The tallest the sweetest sap 
Blowin' my ass right of the map 
Ooow and it's nice out here 
I think I'll stay for a while