Videoclip Robyn Curriculum Vitae

Listen, you can't stop it, you can't escape it 
You can't turn it off 
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter 
Sir or Ma'm, would you please turn it the fuck up? Do it 
 
I present to you, unleashed in the east 
Best dressed in the west, sorted in the north 
Without a doubt in the south 
The queen of queen bees, lioness of Juda 
 
Phoenix from the ashes risen 
Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion 
On all five continents 
World record holder with a high score 
Of two gazillion in Tetris 
 
Two-time recipient of the Nobel Prize 
For super foxiest female ever 
And war time consigliore to the Cosa Nostra 
 
She split the atom, invented the X-ray 
The cure for AIDS and the surprise blindfold greeting 
She performed and choreographed the fights 
For Bruce Lee in 'Enter the Dragon' and 'Game of Death' 
And still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends 
 
She sucker punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali 
And even out-super-freaked Rick James 
She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records 
The most decorated professional field operative 
In the industry and in the streets 
 
With a perfect track record since kindergarten 
Where she used to whoop schoolboy ass 
She's listed in section 202 
Of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being 
Too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace 
 
In this world of tension pressure and pain 
She is known by men and women of all origin and faith 
For her wisdom, compassion and relentless 
Determination in the quest to get paid