Versuri Too Many Sandwiches

  
Shopping spree for the family tree, haven't seen your family tree, in quite a while 
Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech 
The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers tongue's's in the bar maids mouth, what a voice 
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man 
 
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight 
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice 
And that's just tonight 
 
The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs 
The bands too loud, they're off down stairs what a noise 
The bride and groom they dance their dance 
The singer mimes there's still a chance, the bar maid smiles 
 
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight 
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice 
And that's just tonight 
 
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight 
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice 
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man 
The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight 
And the bar maid smiles